...there's no better place to size someone up than at a card table.
...courtesy and etiquette should be used when it's appropriate, which is whenever you want something for nothing.
...if you live in Melbourne, every year you'll meet 150 people who could do with a punch to the face right there and then.
...you'll also meet 300 people a year with whom you should have sex right there and then.
...anything can be dangerous, because anyone can be dangerous... and stupid.
...the good ol' days are, in any given point in modern history, 20-50 years ago. In March 2058, the good ol' days will be June 2057.
...rock will never be the same, and so now it's not rock.
...if I was a shape, I'd be a heptagon.
...whenever you walk into a room, head straight for the most interesting thing in the room, and use it for its intended purpose.
...a game of Monopoly, played among friends, and also among alcohol, will make everybody present hate Monopoly.
...if I had to make a concept album about a colour, I'd use periwinkle blue.
...there's never enough time to get something done the way you want it done, and it pisses you off.
...given enough rope, any man will hang himself.
...keeping your enemies closer than your friends makes you safe, but so paranoid that you can't enjoy being safe.
...better to be powerful and happy than weak and sad.
...St. Patrick's Day should be a Public Holiday. National "Sorry" Day should be a Public Holiday as well, but we should move it to August 20th, so that we get a break between June and November.
...god died about 50 years ago, when we stopped needing him.
...the only safe way to invest your money is to learn to play Poker.
...all great philosophical discussions were fueled by copious amounts of drugs.
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