Sunday Boss Special: Dolph Lundgren

Our first Sunday Boss Special focuses on Dolph "The Boss" Lundgren: actor, karateka and successful dodger of A-list fame.

Dolph totally belongs here, and for the true haters and nay-sayers who would rather cut someone down than praise him as the god he is, here are three reasons why Dolph "The Boss" Lundgren belongs here:

• Ivan Drago (who beat Rocky into a brain-damaged pulp)
  
• Sgt. Andrew Scott (the real Universal Soldier)
  
• (Motherfuckin') He-Man!

But Dolph "The Boss" Lundgren is more a mere god. The man holds a 3rd Dan in Kyokushin, speaks 5 languages, completed a Master's Degree in Chemical Engineering, and turned down a goddamn Fulbright Scholarship, the main reason for which being because he was too awesome.

Dolph is the only martial artist in the world that can actually act. In a world of Chuck Norris's, Van Dammes and Jet Lis, Dolph owns everybody's business. Dolph is as close to a God as this universe is going to get, and as such Dolph "The Boss" Lundgren shall be worshipped.